Yo Mamma wars!

Yo mamma is so harry, she was walking down the street and kids said

"hey! lemme get my light sabre! And you a crossbow!"
(Chewboca)

Yo mamma is so fat, she wonders why the car don't move.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said no perfessinals!

Yo mamma is so fat, when she walks the earth spins faster and faster.

etc. So have fun having Yo mamma wars with your friends!

And sorry if I took a joke you were going to use.

Yo mamma is so fat her pants size is umm... umm... (b word) loose some weight!

Yo mamma is so mean, when you ask for something to eat she yells "starve!!!".

Yo mamma so so fat, earth lost its its place in the milky way.
(dropped)

Yo mamma is so stupid, that when she was skinny she bought 1000x1000 size pants and when she was fat she bought size 1x1 pants. oh!


-Sum

yo momma so stupid that when i saw her talkin to a mail box i asked her what she was doin and she said leavin a voice mail.

yo momma so poor that when i saw her kickin a can across the street i asked her what she was doin she said moving.

Lemme know if mine were good :p

awsome and yo mama is so fat dora cant even explore her!

yo mam is so fat when she saw a kid with a yellow jacket she said "stop that twinky!"

awsome and yo mama is so fat dora cant even explore her!

i like this 1

Yo mumma so fat, when she trys to do the home teleport it says you need to lose another 30 pouchs b***h

Lol, yo Mamma's head is so big she makes George Lopez say "damn it...".

your mamma's so FAT she runs santa outa business!

Yo mama so ugly, when your Dad kicked her out the house he got arrested for littering.

yo mama is so fat she additioned for the indiana jones movie and got the part as the boulder